I have been playing the guitar for almost 17 years. I’m not a shredder, but I’m a pretty decent player.

I just got booed offstage on the easy level of Guitar Hero.

This is going to be the biggest time sink I have ever invested in.

Now begins a new feature here on Goat World, called People Are Dicks, in which I will be chronicling the ways both large and small in which people are dicks on an ongoing basis.

Today: People are dicks because they blow up something in the communal microwave, then let the shrapnel from this explosion burn onto the sides of the microwave, and then leave it overnight for someone else to clean up. Namely, me.

Congratulations, sir or madam of the exploding food. You’re officially a dick.