Adventures in Goat World » awards http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blog Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:34:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 Why Am I Stupid? http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blog/2007/02/why-am-i-stupid/ http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blog/2007/02/why-am-i-stupid/#comments Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:44:00 +0000 Ellen http://loudguitars.wordpress.com/2007/02/23/why-am-i-stupid/ I have a busy enough weekend planned. I’m going to the tax accountant. I’m having an Oscar party. I’m going to attempt to wall-mount my TV (though if that fails spectacularly enough, I will not be having an Oscar party).

So, with all that on my plate, you’d think I wouldn’t be stupid enough to decide that this is the weekend to buy an expensive new router, attach my hard drive to it, and try and get the ports forwarded in a way that doesn’t expose all my data to the interwebs.

Apparently, you’d be wrong. I am exactly that stupid.

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It’s crazy! Who wins an Emmy on a cop procedural – I do! I guess I say “Where were you Tuesday night?” really well!

And now, I’m off to cry over the series finale of motherfuckin’ Deadwood. I hate you, HBO.

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