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	<title>Adventures in Goat World &#187; Britannia</title>
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		<title>And Now, Your Moment of Zen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy, as it often is, of the Brits and a formerly pay TV channel going free and rounding up Celebrities to make them do absurd things: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQ1s7hlXjQ&#38;hl=en]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Courtesy, as it often is, of the Brits and a formerly pay TV channel going free and rounding up Celebrities to make them do absurd things:</p>
<p>[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQ1s7hlXjQ&amp;hl=en]</p>
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		<title>British Frog Gives A Whole New Meaning&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;to one of my favorite expletive phrases, fuck a duck. Courtesy Dave Barry&#8217;s Blog.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;to one of my favorite expletive phrases, <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=117754&amp;in_page_id=34" target="_blank">fuck a duck</a>.</p>
<p><em>Courtesy <a href="http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog" target="_blank">Dave Barry&#8217;s Blog</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Sarcastic British Geeks = Hilarity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cousin Mark, who enjoys the Halo series very much, sent me the following video, which he said captured his feelings about Halo 3 very well. I&#8217;m not a gamer much beyond Tetris and desperately trying to find a Wii (and then finding it at the one point I couldn&#8217;t afford it) for the last [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My cousin Mark, who enjoys the Halo series very much, sent me the following video, which he said captured his feelings about Halo 3 very well.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a gamer much beyond Tetris and desperately trying to find a Wii (and then <a href="http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blogstuff/2007/08/fiscal-responsibility-sucks-ass.htm" target="_blank">finding it at the one point I couldn&#8217;t afford it</a>) for the last few months, but I thought this review by a Brit for an Aussie magazine was hysterical:</p>
<p>Now every time someone says the words &#8220;Easy Street&#8221; I&#8217;m going to picture a little sign below it that says &#8220;We&#8217;ve got hookers!&#8221;</p>
<p>On a separate but related note, I was listening to one of my <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/podcasts/globalnews/" target="_blank">BBC podcasts</a> and I heard a member of Parliament (a Conservative who was chairing some committee related to finance) describe the <a href="http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blogstuff/2007/11/oops.htm" target="_blank">missing data fiasco I wrote about the other day</a> as &#8220;a major cock-up.&#8221;</p>
<p>It still sounded more dignified than anything anyone in Congress has said in some time.</p>
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		<title>Oops!</title>
		<link>http://www.ellenshapiro.com/blog/2007/11/oops-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought the incidents where various American companies lost laptops with 300,000 or 400,000 people&#8217;s financial information were bad, then be very thankful you don&#8217;t live in Britain.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you thought the incidents where various American companies lost laptops with 300,000 or 400,000 people&#8217;s financial information were bad, then be very thankful <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=495188&amp;in_page_id=1770&amp;in_page_id=1770&amp;ct=5&amp;expand=true" target="_blank">you don&#8217;t live in Britain</a>.</p>
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