I am very, very, very glad that Good Friday is a union holiday. I’m so fucking tired I don’t think I would have made it through tomorrow without descending into narcolepsy.

It appears someone at Amazon.com is as gloriously bitter about being single on Valentine’s Day as I am, and has created an entire Love Stinks site to complement their V-day site.

They really went all the way on this, creating a really hysterical list of Bad Valentine’s Gift Ideas.

Want to piss off your significant other so badly they’ll break up with you? Try:

- Deep Wrinkle Night Cream Remover
- Sex For Dummies
- A 32oz jug of wolf urine
- Sheep! magazine

They also have some excellent suggestions for single men and women.

For men:

- Stuff and Maxim
- A Beer Can Chicken kit
- A Les Paul
- An Xbox 360

For women:

- The Ex knife holder (I totally want one of these)
- Thelma & Louise
- $600 Dolce & Gabbana boots
- Godiva chocolates
- A Wonder Woman tank top and underwear set that could double as your haloween costume

And showing up on both lists: Kraft Singles. Classic.

Sewing christmas lights onto a tie: Much harder than I thought.

Yes, I am still alive. Down the rabbit hole a bit, but still alive. Here’s a brief recap of a few things going on:

- Thanksgiving with mom went well, then Cleo stopped by for a few days. I need a neon “vacancy” sign.

- I joined 24 Hour Fitness. I’m trying to work out 4-5 days a week, 45 minutes a day. Doing this means getting up at 6am every. damn. day. during the week. Because of this, I’m a little tired.

- Work has been insane. This past week was less insane than the previous week, but still nice and batshit crazy.

- UCLA beating USC and thus knocking Florida into the title game has set up a battle royale over college football between two of my good friends. It is going to be hilarious.

- Did I mention that I’m a little tired?

- I got a fortune cookie with my Chinese food tonight that told me, “An admirer is concealing his affection from you.” I found this rather weird.

- This week is going to be completely nuts because Saturday is the holiday party, which I’ve spent the last couple months pulling together. And I’m singing with the band that’s playing…and I haven’t sung in front of 300 people in about 3 years.

- My head hurts. Then again, so does every muscle in my body. So I suppose that evens out.

More than likely no blogging this week again. Once I have some shred of sanity back, it will return. Until then, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to entertain yourselves.

Is it bad that it’s not even October and I’m already growing tired of dealing with Christmas stuff?