How A 66-96 Finish Can Be Considered A Minor Miracle
I grew up a fan of the Baltimore Orioles, a necessity for a baseball-loving kid in D.C. in the 80′s, a time when the hope of even having a team as perennially awful as the Nationals was barely a dream. [...]
Oops!
If you thought the incidents where various American companies lost laptops with 300,000 or 400,000 people’s financial information were bad, then be very thankful you don’t live in Britain.
I Just Can’t Live Without Rageahol!
You ever have one of those moments where something stupid occurs, and you get disproportionately angry about how stupid it is? You realize you’re overreacting a bit, but it’s just SO flamingly stupid, you get a bit worked up about [...]
Cleanup on Aisle 6
I think I set a new world record for clumsiness this afternoon. I was out doing some errands for the production company’s office (I officially work for one of the production companies that produces the show, and they have an [...]
Waiter Quiz
Take this quiz to find out whether you should be a waiter! Or, conversely, whether you were the waiter who waited on my party this evening. 1. A party of five is led to a booth designed for four, in [...]
Success!
If you can read this, Time Warner Cable officially just got much lower on my Shit List.
On Notice
The following people, corporate entities, and inanimate objects are hereby on notice: 1. Time Warner Cable. Four hours of pure fiasco, and I still don’t have cable. “It needs to come in from outside” apparently didn’t convey clearly enough the [...]
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