Annoying Things I Have Heard This Morning

1. Someone in my building blasting Dueling Banjos (a.k.a. the theme from Deliverance) for no apparent reason. Not blasting anything else before or after it, just Dueling Banjos at building-shaking levels. WHY?!

2. A car horn that plays "La Cucaracha," but plays the last note off key. I didn't think anything could be more irritating than the "La Cucaracha" horn. Clearly, I was wrong.