Happy 4th!

Happy 4th of July to everyone here in the States. Ah, back in the days when we were overthrowing tyrannical bastards instead of enabling them. Huzzah!

Just remember to try not to blow yourself up with fireworks or set yourself on fire while grilling. Safety first, kids!

Alcohol, of course, is second.

Actual celebration of independence is about 453rd, somewhere between the Celebration of the Random Monday Off Even Though The 4th Is On Sunday, and relief that we can just call our celebrities by their names instead of the Duke of Bogieshire or whatever.