Run For Your Life!

It's Al Gore!

Seriously, he looks like Boris Yeltsin, minus the burst capillaries. What the hell?

Thanks, or not really, since this image is now burned into my retinas, to Weigel.

EDITED TO ADD:

I showed this to Joel, and we had the following conversation:

Joel: did he get stung by a bee or something?
Me: i think he ate Missouri
Joel: that would cause bloating for sure
Joel: that's the equivalent of eating a 5 pound bag of cheetos
Joel: a lot of saturated fat and no redeeming qualities