3 Quick Things

The first one is unrelated to the latter two, which I can't really explain other than to say that the latter two are related.

1. Fuck the Yankees!

2. Uh, if anyone is elaborately pranking me this evening, please do me a favor and 'fess up...

3. Laz, I will never mock you for being hilariously paranoid about mentioning your work in your blog again.