Not Promising

I read my horoscope for shits and giggles most days, but today, it was more of a "What the fuck?":

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Expect an element of the bizarre. At the end of the day, you may wonder if it wasn't one long hallucination. You were really there -- it really happened -- and tomorrow, you'll deal with the aftermath.

I think just reading that provides the "element of the bizarre" it refers to. The hell?