Pop Goes The Toaster

My toaster is amusing. No, wait, hear me out!

The springs are severely overwound, since it's apparently supposed to mostly be toasting bagels and other large bread items. Those pop up a bit more perkily than usual, but not so you'd really notice.

However, when I toast bread, the bread goes flying out of the toaster, at least a foot in the air.

My timing has actually gotten to the point that I can catch it with a plate as it falls back down like they do in cartoons and movies.

I've only recently started toasting bread in it (I usually toast frozen waffles), and I laugh my ass off everytime the bread soars ungracefully into the air.