Bitterness, Put To Good Use

It appears someone at Amazon.com is as gloriously bitter about being single on Valentine's Day as I am, and has created an entire Love Stinks site to complement their V-day site.

They really went all the way on this, creating a really hysterical list of Bad Valentine's Gift Ideas.

Want to piss off your significant other so badly they'll break up with you? Try:

- Deep Wrinkle Night Cream Remover
- Sex For Dummies
- A 32oz jug of wolf urine
- Sheep! magazine

They also have some excellent suggestions for single men and women.

For men:

- Stuff and Maxim
- A Beer Can Chicken kit
- A Les Paul
- An Xbox 360

For women:

- The Ex knife holder (I totally want one of these)
- Thelma & Louise
- $600 Dolce & Gabbana boots
- Godiva chocolates
- A Wonder Woman tank top and underwear set that could double as your haloween costume

And showing up on both lists: Kraft Singles. Classic.