Nonsensical Awesomeness

The Onion has outdone itself this week:

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.

The whole thing is just outstanding, particularly if you think about Dan Rather saying all these things out loud. You know he would use each and every one if he could.