Try, Athlete

Lap-swimming 750 meters: 16 minutes.

Recumbent-biking 20 kilometers: 51 minutes.

Ellipticaling 5 kilometers: 35 minutes.

Completing a sprint triathlon (aka half an Olympic triathlon) at the gym: Priceless. Well, except the price I will pay in pain later today and tomorrow. That should be fun.

Now I have to see if I can actually bring those times down to something moderately respectable.