On Behalf of the Laker-Haters

Be they basketball non-fans like myself or (shudder) Clippers fans, I would like to just say to all the asshat Laker fans whose chronic dickitude has become overwhelming during the playoffs this year: Ha-ha!

Also, I hope you lose the next three straight, like you did in '04 against the Pistons in the Finals.

I may not give a flying fuck about professional basketball, but I remember well when the Lakers choke, because I hate their jerkass fans SO MUCH.