Washington In A Nutshell

In this headline.

Kids: Wise Beyond Their Years

While pursuing Deadspin today, I ran across this video of some of my fellow 'Skins fans expressing their frustration with the team this year:

Sadly for these kids, when I was their age, the 'Skins won two Super Bowls over the course of four years. I think they're going to have to wait a while for that.

Oh, DC

Not as dumb as the Wilson Bridge Jumper Asshat, but it comes pretty damn close.