Yep, That'll Do It

I had several people ask me why, instead of the pegleg, I didn't just get a scooter.

These assholes are a big part of why not. The other part is I don't think I could get one of those things up the stairs.

Huzzah

I see this idiot's Hummer every day on the Fox Lot, and I got sorely tempted to post some pictures here but wasn't sure whether that'd violate some sort of lot rule.

Thank you, Defamer, for posting that picture so I don't have to.

Now I can focus on noting that this tool has that delightful slogan on the Yosemite Fund special plate. I can't tell if he's trying to be ironic or if he's just that stupid.

I Am Now Officially An Asshole

This Onion article is hilarious from beginning to end, even more so because I just finally got rid of my Treo and got almost the exact same model of Blackberry mentioned:

New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile

NEW YORK—The new BlackBerry 8703c has allowed total shithead Robert McClain to assign more work to his assistants while he is gambling in Atlantic City.

For the record, I got the 8703e.