Stop Me, Before I Subscribe Again!

So I was cleaning this weekend, and I got all my magazines sorted into stacks. And even though I've been plowing through them at the gym, the stacks were still huge.

Just today, I finished August's Sports Illustrateds...August of 2005. I'm a year behind in Entertainment Weekly, a year and two months in Newsweek.

I did the math, and when I get to a point that I am a year behind in all three, it will take me four and a half months (assuming I go at my current rate of 3 per gym visit 3x weekly) to get through that year. And then I'll still be four and a half months behind!

And you know what I did last year? Renewed all three magazines.

What the fuck is wrong with me?